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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Artist, anarchist, aerialist, activist, acrobat.
Geeky, curvy, kinky, queer. Sex-work/er positive, body-postive. Traveler. Cynic.  (Very, very, very, very secret romantic.) 
Currently Portland-based, with my heart scattered in all kinds of directions, my head in books and my body in the air as often as possible.

This tumblr contains: fishes, circus, naked people, politics, kink, sex.

I also run
 http://fuckyeahmaleaerialists.tumblr.com/ </description><title>circus, love, and other indoor sports</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zelamish)</generator><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cd5e447b18b2032981c614570c07171/tumblr_mmz3gcMNom1qdvlfvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/51023226776</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/51023226776</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:55 -0700</pubDate><category>wtf apparatus</category></item><item><title>So this is what we did in acro last Sunday…..</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd6baf447a733d3c487ca2a2b2e936d9/tumblr_mn67o08jxi1r1bpnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0119e6d849dc8f867450639893d0da09/tumblr_mn67o08jxi1r1bpnko2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So this is what we did in acro last Sunday…..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/51022788093</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/51022788093</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:55:12 -0700</pubDate><category>acro</category></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

Chemistry Dubstep, Music Video Created Using...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TcvZL6fx-lU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/50925786974/chemistry-dubstep-music-video-created-using"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/chemistry-dubstep-music-video-created-using-scientific-experiments/"&gt;Chemistry Dubstep, Music Video Created Using Scientific Experiments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…someone has to have made a “drop the base” joke already. This is too perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50941340734</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50941340734</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:51:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>philadelphiadancephoto:

Spent last evening at the closing show...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1398aaec1367d913d70f310bb8d1eecf/tumblr_mn1vd1vbuo1sniai6o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0eac4c63132db7db154d90f41b55ae7/tumblr_mn1vd1vbuo1sniai6o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d87cce55fd4d3d2f0fa2b1117023781/tumblr_mn1vd1vbuo1sniai6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93cad79b0201eede3159f0dbb780c9fb/tumblr_mn1vd1vbuo1sniai6o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://philadelphiadancephoto.tumblr.com/post/50821518857/spent-last-evening-at-the-closing-show-of-invert"&gt;philadelphiadancephoto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Spent last evening at the closing show of Invert by Tangle Movement Arts at The Rotunda in Philadelphia. It was a great show, we will be posting a fair amount of shots in the upcoming days. Many thanks to Lauren Rile Smith for making it possible for me to attend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend Lauren runs an incredible queer-female focused aerial troupe out of Philly and if you’ve never checked them out, &lt;a href="http://www.tangle-arts.com/"&gt;you really should&lt;/a&gt; :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50914141102</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50914141102</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:23:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/690e6487bc0803251bb2a7310b4b7612/tumblr_mmz6hw8oeP1qfbt6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50889341957</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50889341957</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:57:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thislondonbridges:

AFUK

How the fuck do I get to this magical...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_PSXADoEo4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thislondonbridges.tumblr.com/post/50859874967/afuk"&gt;thislondonbridges&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AFUK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How the fuck do I get to this magical circustheatredancewonderfulness?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50862381835</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50862381835</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:35:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>theartofanimation:

TangoCharlieESQ

These are so reminding me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2a524b342e366190c88ed309c83f0c3/tumblr_mn2ctoO4W31qhttpto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8363be0b12f055ca3b520ffda81c8fa7/tumblr_mn2ctoO4W31qhttpto2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a08fcc6b55efcf6f00a0372cce1232ab/tumblr_mn2ctoO4W31qhttpto3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ced480cbff7498a6ee7bae0fb55394db/tumblr_mn2ctoO4W31qhttpto4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theartofanimation.tumblr.com/post/50850032220/tangocharlieesq"&gt;theartofanimation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tangocharlieesq.deviantart.com/"&gt;TangoCharlieESQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These are so reminding me of a YA fiction series I was obsessed with as a kid, featuring a wild redheaded adventuress (their word, not mine). Hell if I can remember the name of the series, though. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50852532805</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50852532805</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:27:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tanglefootcomic:

All I can say is that I’m sorry.

I seriously...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be9fbe0ab6ff03e5559a007693bb7d31/tumblr_mn2ddm1Cmz1s0j3flo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fce4f904ec751f6bfa858c6357d40b3/tumblr_mn2ddm1Cmz1s0j3flo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54879c4ce4a256066f2f08892d4d4d34/tumblr_mn2ddm1Cmz1s0j3flo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cab9a0723f71b81259b0300760d890d/tumblr_mn2ddm1Cmz1s0j3flo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb236f42b4ef143a3312a79b88883aad/tumblr_mn2ddm1Cmz1s0j3flo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tanglefootcomic.tumblr.com/post/50850970857/all-i-can-say-is-that-im-sorry"&gt;tanglefootcomic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I can say is that I’m sorry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I seriously adore this artist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50852276236</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50852276236</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:24:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>danceabletragedy:

by  Henrietta Harris

I really adore that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc255acecf6898b76d6314519373f1d/tumblr_mn1rb73BSw1qjnc56o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c902e59659a6a93af3d319e6c1ca3a7/tumblr_mn1rb73BSw1qjnc56o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1381067db5b73f41901a1d2eede6ea68/tumblr_mn1rb73BSw1qjnc56o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f1e0f75618f6c7e69faaedd19c8d705/tumblr_mn1rb73BSw1qjnc56o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9357630a3b40c2917802d5a33a54c74e/tumblr_mn1rb73BSw1qjnc56o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danceabletragedy.tumblr.com/post/50816867846/by-henrietta-harris"&gt;danceabletragedy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://henriettaharris.com/"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Henrietta Harris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really adore that glitch art is becoming (is already?) a thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50842520134</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50842520134</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:25:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>irresponsiblejam:

welcome-foolishmortals:

sanctusclothing:
Ange...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a7b33e24c3f885332ded8008467abc4/tumblr_ml75th5kdD1rksko6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresponsiblejam.tumblr.com/post/50054649437/welcome-foolishmortals-sanctusclothing-angel"&gt;irresponsiblejam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welcome-foolishmortals.tumblr.com/post/48226365291/sanctusclothing-angel-of-death-by-ryan-conduit"&gt;welcome-foolishmortals&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sanctusclothing.tumblr.com/post/47863184961/angel-of-death-by-ryan-conduit-photography"&gt;sanctusclothing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;Angel of Death by &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/RyanCeePhotography?group_id=0"&gt;Ryan Conduit Photography&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; Assistant: Dannielle Jane Allen&lt;br/&gt; MUA: &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/aline.mua?group_id=0"&gt;Aline Kaloudi Make Up Artist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Model: Melanie Ford&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The eyes, the nails, the hair — lovely!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50777601824</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50777601824</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:05:37 -0700</pubDate><category>makeup inspiration</category></item><item><title>nothing-nice-to-say:

aghostwhorawks:

theuncub:

heymonster:

So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1382f79a13594d905f13336cacf946f3/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73ec3fa790f50ae1b49313f7f540f8bc/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f29778e000b775bff5de6725ce6bd1f/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fac7ac553c39565851626dcb5954d486/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65af2cfe9e4f43eb871653b40173d5a3/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/614830c7f8add1dc2cf6f27afe79aef8/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99adf01df90c0bfe2fa08c6ee6fcf055/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1287fa1a11191de42db9d1c7209b53b9/tumblr_mmte9l7hlc1qzxruho8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nothing-nice-to-say.tumblr.com/post/50725240727/aghostwhorawks-theuncub-heymonster" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nothing-nice-to-say&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aghostwhorawks.tumblr.com/post/50466925430/theuncub-heymonster-someone-requested-a-post"&gt;aghostwhorawks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theuncub.tumblr.com/post/50466609333/heymonster-someone-requested-a-post-of-all-of"&gt;theuncub&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heymonster.tumblr.com/post/50460007984/someone-requested-a-post-of-all-of-the-current"&gt;heymonster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://society6.com/heymonster"&gt;prints are available here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need Scully, Ripley and Janeway. I have Starbuck already on a shirt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^ I need dat Scully shirt, Dat Ripley shurt, AAAAND THAT FUCKIN’ JANEWAY SHIZ LIKE NAO SOMEONE MAKE ONE FOR ME!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this would make a lovely installation piece  an… octych? of altars, flowers, candles and all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50741366796</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50741366796</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:22:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight was spent bouncing between house parties</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Me at a musician house party: Mm yes hello I am the most vastly cool person here, allow me to throw around clever stories and flirt with everything that moves and make everyone around me explode in raucous laughter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me at a circus house party: Wow hi hello that is some amazeballs tech poi you have going on there let me just sit quietly and eat these cookies while you discuss your upcoming tours.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50712284313</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50712284313</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:59 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category><category>writing</category><category>parties</category><category>extrovert self</category></item><item><title>jtotheizzoe:

An important reminder that the universe has three...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bdc069bc0a327d7c6b4b0f343f85d16/tumblr_mlb1az0gWv1qb7n75o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfa626cbda68b696a78ff3ded9c49a24/tumblr_mlb1az0gWv1qb7n75o5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1723adc40158c228fe206278a8b3e572/tumblr_mlb1az0gWv1qb7n75o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0bcb29b7edee47d0eb084c00fee9e06/tumblr_mlb1az0gWv1qb7n75o3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5e15d17ea9d5f54707594fa3311f89d/tumblr_mlb1az0gWv1qb7n75o4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/48094243871/an-important-reminder-that-the-universe-has-three"&gt;jtotheizzoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An important reminder that the universe has three spatial dimensions and is best appreciated with all three engaged*.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*engage fourth as needed for EXTREME MODE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50690143177</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50690143177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:42:45 -0700</pubDate><category>braindrugs</category></item><item><title>I love doing this pose! It’s terrifically easy too, if you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fac43db60bd5b342fc84557922466cc/tumblr_mmxwkbenkB1qil54eo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love doing this pose! It’s terrifically easy too, if you post up your knee on your foot before making the grab.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50688049353</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50688049353</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:10:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>warrenellis:

it seems this bottle of dark mead makes me mighty like Mind Viking and yet easily...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warrenellis.tumblr.com/post/50650292860/it-seems-this-bottle-of-dark-mead-makes-me-mighty"&gt;warrenellis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;it seems this bottle of dark mead makes me mighty like Mind Viking and yet easily confused like… easily confused thing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have had the unutterable luck to run into Warren Ellis&amp;#8217; various online brain depositories throughout the entire time I&amp;#8217;ve been interacting with humans on the internet (first Livejournal, then twitter, now tumblr). This makes me happy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50686550842</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50686550842</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:47:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Me, performing in the renegade show at a local and much beloved...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/44676e54993e1b4865019092488c6d59/tumblr_mmyqk0YE3M1r1bpnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0a1059f92e19f118c9f79c00d3792cf/tumblr_mmyqk0YE3M1r1bpnko2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me, performing in the renegade show at a local and much beloved clown’s birthday party in Portland.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I got so many compliments on this act from the circus folks who were at this party! It was a renegade show, and I didn’t plan to perform, but I’m easily lured by a captive audience. I did an “awkward contortionist” bit where I pretended (note: didn’t really pretend) to be utterly stark terrified and confused as to how I wound up on stage and did all my tricks in a desperate gambit to distract the audience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And yeaaaah, lookit that point! My contortion coach is always telling me to work on it more, and my feet don’t have any sort of natural inclination to point, but I can see how hard I was trying in these photos. Good job, feets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50679316481</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50679316481</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:02:24 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category><category>gpoy</category><category>contortion</category><category>circus</category><category>clowning</category><category>performances</category></item><item><title>Crossfit Day</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I nearly skipped Crossfit this morning- not due to any lack of motivation, but because I haven&amp;#8217;t been able to walk without pain since those 80 wall-ball squats on Wednesday. And it&amp;#8217;s frustrating me that the pain and soreness from Crossfit is negatively impacting my Saturday morning handbalancing class. Ultimately, I decided to go, and ask for other exercises if we were doing glutes again. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Luckily, we weren&amp;#8217;t! It was all upper body and abs, to my positively gleeful delight. I got taught how to do clean muscle jerks (where the bar travels from below the knee to full extension about the shoulders) which were kinda scary but also great fun. I only worked with the 15kg bar, no weights, because I&amp;#8217;m still nailing form. Getting anything above my head using my arms is exciting because I so rarely manage to get flyers up there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The workout of death was 4 rounds of 10 pushups, 15 ring rows, and 20 sit-ups with plates for time. I had to keep moving the rings up to decrease resistance and I started with the 25lb plate only to move down to the 10, but I made it through and was the second person to finish out of five.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Total: 40 pushups, 60 ring rows, 80 sit-ups with weight, 10:22.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50673775167</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50673775167</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:44:20 -0700</pubDate><category>crossfit</category><category>ring rows</category><category>WOD</category></item><item><title>anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbcd9a16eb88e531d69e5a1bafd36e93/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f867a542878c54e532286d02e6ddca96/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/406b0a068a822d1d6465bac0ef3967b6/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcd678e42d4879c1d06b64ce430f9a6e/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2838fcd393beb3f21589fc6cfd68b2ab/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7aa88a37b144f3db899f475716299712/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba017ab189b1e44e8c349a6a8401d158/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89c6ac32ab7d6a61e82e9c1b8138c259/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76a3f0b0576ef8113ea8b43259932c0b/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6518314d04f8cead19d946cf579c2e79/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anythingphotography.tumblr.com/post/50526990678/mind-bending-photo-manipulations-by-erik"&gt;anythingphotography&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.visualnews.com/2013/05/13/mind-bending-photo-manipulations-from-erik-johansen/"&gt;Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erikjohanssonphoto.com/"&gt;Erik Johansen’s&lt;/a&gt; pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.visualnews.com/2013/05/13/mind-bending-photo-manipulations-from-erik-johansen/"&gt;Continue Reading&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50641559945</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50641559945</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:40:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>warrenellis:

I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warrenellis.tumblr.com/post/50641457002/i-bring-joy-to-the-world-i-am-filled-with-mirth"&gt;warrenellis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50641537343</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50641537343</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:39:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ground pork, finely shredded cilantro, orange zest, juice of one...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33bcb1ee5bf076a522c75700a2aaa8a7/tumblr_mmxde1hONU1r1bpnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ground pork, finely shredded cilantro, orange zest, juice of one lime, minced red onion, garlic, a toss of coconut flour and two eggs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mix it, ball it, fry it in bacon grease.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then get experimental with a couple slops of mayo, red chili paste, stone ground mustard, lime juice, coconut aminos (soy sauce substitute) and hot sauce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Drizzle that shit over a bed of broccoli slaw, avocado and cucumber, throw the meat on top. Run out to the corner store for a cheap bottle of wine and invite your best friend over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Paleo and protein-rich as fuck :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50631695470</link><guid>http://zelamish.tumblr.com/post/50631695470</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:20:00 -0700</pubDate><category>paleo</category><category>food for lazy people</category><category>MEEEAAAATTT</category></item></channel></rss>
